1. Top 4 wishes1. To earn money without working.2. To be smart without studying.3. To love without being hurt.4. To eat without getting fat.四个最想实现的愿望：1. 不劳而获；2. 不学无术；3. 相爱无伤；4. 狂吃不胖。2. Whatever you do always give 100%! Unless you're donating blood.做事情就要做到百分之百！除非你是在献血。。。3. This is Sahara toilet, the biggest toilet in the world.这是撒哈拉大厕所，世界上最大的厕所哦。4. Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute.身为企鹅最可悲的一点也许是，一场激烈的争吵后，你迈着坚毅的步伐愤然离开，而在别人眼中却是一个摇摇摆摆卖萌的小可爱。5. I just feel so irrelephant...我就是觉得自己风马牛不相及。。。 6. Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funeral.老人们喜欢在婚礼上戳戳我，并对我说：“下一个就是你啦。”所以我开始在葬礼上以牙还牙。7. Of course I am in shape! Round is a shape.我当然很有型！胖也是一种形嘛。 。8. Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and eat just one of those pieces.真正的勇士，就是可以徒手将巧克力掰成四瓣，却只吃其中一块。9. Afraid to die alone?Become a bus driver.害怕一个人孤单地死去？公交车司机是你的不二选择。10.I'm just becoming a classic.我不是一天天变老，只是越变越经典11.月亮无法成为一名绝地武士是因为它的阴暗面。12.聋人能分辨出哈欠和尖叫的区别吗？13.我认为发明领带的人其实打算自杀，然后他在镜子里看见了自己的样子，于是想到“等一下，这个看起来不错。”
